Wipe Your Feet

I work in a Veterinary Hospital, which is similar to working retail, the public come in to buy food and stuff. What really bugs me is people who walk in with their feet full of snow and muck from the street and they don't even bother to stomp the snow off their feet - would you walk into your own home like that? We have 2 rugs at the front entrance for that very purpose. Now we have twice the work to do because we have to go get the mop and clean up pools of water so some poor old lady (or me) doesn't wipe out and break a hip.
Anyways, thats one of my pet peeves.

Prenatal Classes

Well, we finally went to our first prenatal classes, only because everyone was telling us it would be a very good idea to know what you're getting into. But do I really want to know how painful it is giving birth to a watermelon? Our instructor was very reassuring though and told us that it was going to be a wonderful experience, and that things usually go well as long as you RELAX! Apparently thats the hard part. She then proceeded to show us this PCV tubing that was 10cm in diameter. Thats how much you have to be dilated before they will let you have your baby... AHHH! thats enough to make me tense!